This made me giggle...


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The man discovered weapons and invented hunting; the woman
discovered hunting and invented furs.

The man discovered colors and invented paint: the woman
discovered paint and invented make-up.

The man discovered the word and invented conversation; the
woman discovered conversation and invented gossip.

The man discovered agriculture and invented food; the woman
discovered food and invented diet.

The man discovered friendship and invented love; the woman
discovered love and invented marriage.

The man discovered women and invented sex; the woman
discovered sex and invented headaches.

The man discovered trading and invented money; the woman
discovered money and that's when it all got messed up.

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:D